This Woman Offering Sex For Nachos Is Just Trying To Live Life

Fox 2 - An Ohio woman caught soliciting sex had an odd request, Beaver Township police say.

Officers said they found Crystal D. Hotlosz, 36, of Clairsville, advertising her services on the Youngstown Backpage.com. She told the undercover cop she would provide a sex act for $60 and nachos, according to the police report

She was arrested and charged for solicitation and criminal tools. The man who drove her to the restaurant was also arrested. Both were taken to the Mahoning County Jail.

Police said Hotlosz was very adamant about getting the nachos. She asked the officer for them at least four times.

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So let me get this straight- a woman wanted nachos, she wanted a man to pay for them, and then wanted to have sex with him. Where I’m from, that’s not a crime, that’s called a date. That’s called a night on the town. Hit up a little TGIFridays and have a pleasant little Friday. Apparently you can’t do that anymore though. Is this Trump’s America where going on dates is now a crime? Everyone was minding their own business and the fuzz had to come in and blow it all to pieces. Lovely Crystal just wanted some nachos and companionship. Is that so wrong? Is that so terrible? Poor Crystal. One day she’ll get her plate of nachos. One day.

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